Score: 9

"I see what you did there"

submission: Helen Kellers Life Story

date: December 10, 2009

Kudos

Score: 9

"Well to be honest"

submission: the Last of the Dashkin

date: December 9, 2009

I can tell in the small things that this is rougher around the edges in terms of animation. However, tis allowable in light that you have a plan to produce a feature length Brackenwood film (hopefully!) The lost art of anticipation is actually quite gratifying, all should try it. I would rather quietly fret to myself why i haven't seen a new Bitey toon in a long time and then find out years down the road that a truly epic feature length film was out. I would probably explode. Which would be really inexplicable to any company that was around when it happened. But of course, I really am the odd one out of the bunch. I'm sure a lot of people who review this will say things along the lines of, omg was waiting so long, finally!, moar moar moar! So, in conclusion, please make a feature length film, I had The Fantastic Adventures of Unico to grow up with in a sense of awe. I think a brackenwood flick would be perfect for my daughter :)

Score: 10

"A pleasant romp through wretched dairy products"

submission: Grandma's Cheese

date: December 2, 2009

This is great. I mean, really... I am impressed. No in awe. No, in shock. No... cardiac arrest.

Score: 7

"Man..."

submission: Criminal!

date: November 20, 2009

Yeah it had comedic potential of course, but seriously... How long has newgrounds been around? I dunno, doesn't matter, I seriously hate speaker blowing audio. Stop it! It's really not that hard to make sure you don't do that dsjavhbn;kvadvj;aghkpvjkasdkgvadfs RAAAAWWRRRRR

Score: 9

"Ahahaha!"

submission: Angry Mermaid

date: November 20, 2009

I LOVE that in the end there is a copy of Spin Watch, which does exactly as it says, watches for PR and socio-political spin, anyone else see the irony in that. "Hey! We don't like the PR you're putting out there, so we're gonna make a magazine to put our spin on it" Environmentalism is good, we need it as a part of the yin yang of human development. But lets face it, environmentalists are as human as oil tycoons and are just as evil, just for a different cause. Oh, and Nazi's were elected into office on a platform of economic reform, health care and environmentalism... think about it.

Score: 8

"Meh, not bad, art is good"

submission: Armed Prophet

date: November 20, 2009

I just got beef with getting gang raped by enemies when you accidentally get stuck in between 3 or more. There really wasnt a way to free myself, first time I let it slide, but on the second time I decided not to play anymore.

Score: 9

"Constructive criticism?"

submission: LARRY episode 1

date: November 17, 2009

Thorough production values all the way around. You certainly don't need me telling you how to do anything. Just one suggestion, I would have preferred less extreme takes on the violence. The "gore" was just out of place entirely to the rest of the mood of the film. As was him frenching his dads mounted and stuffed head. That was also just out of place. Those two things took away from an otherwise perfect job.

Score: 9

"Silly gooses"

submission: Velocity

date: November 14, 2009

Two things. First, to say this is slow and draggy is silly. I didn't find it to be slow and ponderous at all. Quick transitions are only necessary for suspenseful action and comedy. Neither of which were the point of this animation. L2attentionspan. Secondly, those who admire the animation quality but say it's missing story are also silly. Not all story telling has to have the typical structure you learned in high school english class.

Score: 8

"Oh man, Im done for"

submission: Sentient Fish Rape 4

date: November 2, 2009

Definitely I'm going to hell. Neither fondling children or rape is funny. But I laughed anyways. Man I'm a bad person lol.

Score: 8

"I heard that..."

submission: Space Noodles - Pilot

date: October 24, 2009

Phantasy Star Online music! And the octopus on the windshield of satirical comic I saw when the Russian Martian probe crashed back into earth.